Things Kelsey Says
Welcome to the adventure. <3
- Kelsey: MOM. Remember that boy from school? Nathan?
- Mom: Yeah.
- Kelsey: He bit me on the bus today.
- Mom: What? I hope you told the bus driver.
- Kelsey: It's okay, Mom. He's not a vampire.
“MY BACON IS A V. V for vampire.”
Seriously heartbroken that she lost UNO.
-Kendall
Kelso’s Littlest Pet Shop collection is getting a little out of control. (Taken with Instagram)
Apparently he is her new obsession. #jackblack (Taken with Instagram)
Well apparently Kelsey slept with a dog leash around her head.
- Kendall: Kelsey, quit! The door says 'pull!' Can't you read?!
- Kelsey: ".................No."
She wore this snorkel and goggles for an entire day when we went nowhere near the water. Her life, her choices I guess.
Cowboy hat. Stolen 3D glasses. Tie-dyed 2008 Family Camp shirt. Adidas shorts. Tall socks. “Bad Boy Boots.” Kelsey’s #dailyoutfit.
Kelsey: “I have bad news.”
Hillary: “What is it?”
Kelsey: “I look ridiculous.”
Kelsey: “LALAWE.”
Hillary: “Yeah?”
Kelsey: “Wutcha doin?”
Hillary: “Texting Ann Marie. What are you doing?”
Kelsey: “Being a bat-face vampire.”
“HILLARY! The tooth fairy brought me five dollars! I’m RICH! My tooth fairy is the best tooth fairy EVER!” The tooth fairy is happy that you’re happy, dear Kelsey. I would know. <3
- Kendall: Poor baby.
- Kelsey: Poor shut up.
As I (loudly) sang 192 Days to my sister, she stared at me just like this, was completely silent, then simply said, “You’re so weird.” I’m glad Eisley doesn’t get that reaction when they sing it. (Taken with instagram)
